Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Clown Squirting Flower, from Mr Silly Honka! Wondrous things are in store for you! I invite you to come to my clown hat factory and be my guest for an entire sixty minutes of fun filled comedy! 

My friends at No Witnesses Sketch have prepared small, fun sized sketches 
 that are hilarious for you and your guests - funny videos that will have you laughing, chuckling, and cackling louder than a hyena! 

Just wait and see! And now, here are your instructions: I have chosen you to visit on the fourteenth day of October, at 8pm sharp. On this exact day and at this precise time you shall enter the Silly Honka Zoom Room. Do not be late! You must RSVP to thearmorycomedy@gmail.com as soon as possible to ensure that the Bozo Dozos don't mistake you for a test dummy.